Email This Post HomeHumorThoughtful Skink Amy Vansant May 15, 2013 Humor, Kritters, Visuals 21 Comments A skink walks into a bar… Mike took this great photo of a little skink peeking over our garden wall (for the difference between “skinks” and “skanks” click here). I was inspired. Get Thoughtful Skink on a tee! All Thoughtful Skink Tees are available in Men or Women sizes, choose one of my captions or create your own! Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Pineapple Hurricane is Released + Even More Giveaways (three chances to win a kindle) - June 4, 2020 Too Many Book Deals, Steals, Kindle Giveaways… - May 27, 2020 Name the Hurricane Winners, Win a Kindle + Books - May 19, 2020 21 Responses Abby May 15, 2013 Ha! I love it! And if poor Charles Brown lived by me, he would be thinking,”Why is that crazy woman with the Velcro roller in her hair running out into the yard wielding a flyswatter yelling and screaming at that groundhog?” I NEED him on that wall. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 16, 2013 You know, I JUST realized “charles brown” = Charlie Brown. Weird how things your head happen when you don’t even realize it… 1 likes Reply Lance May 15, 2013 A skink walks into a bar, bartender says “Salamander Brandy?”, skink responds “I’m a skink you skunk and my name’s Roberta”. That’s a really good picture. I think the skink was looking out for your dog. Our skinks/lizards/salamanders/tiny reptiles peek around for Buddy the golden retriever, too. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 15, 2013 I am physically in pain… We take pictures with the phone all the time and they are ALWAYS blurry (probably because of the DTs) but this one was perfect! I think even the skinks know our dog is a wuss. 0 likes Reply Tammy R May 15, 2013 Love them all, Amy. Deadeye Dirk really got me! I also love the last one because we always have little critters creeping about on our patio fence. We do feel that we NEED them! 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 15, 2013 I think they’re so cute… this one has a really thick tail too so he must be the smart guy – no birds he had to break it off for to escape! 1 likes Reply cj May 15, 2013 Oh, that I were a tiny, cute skink!!! We have anoles down here in Houston. They are very entertaining and make great dinner guests. My fave is the dinosaur Billy one. Kudos to Mike for the pic. Hey, has Mike done the creepy office guy thing lately? That was really something. 1 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 15, 2013 I met some assholes in Houston once…oh ANOLES! Sorry. 🙂 Creepy office guy shows up at least once a week, though sometimes he gets lost in all his other characters… 1 likes Reply cj May 15, 2013 Ha!!! We are chock full of both, really. Hi to creepy office guy and all the others too!!! 0 likes Michele Drier May 15, 2013 Skink, skank, skunk…oh, that’s the one I have. I’d rather have skinks! Can you get a picture when Billy becomes a dinosaur? That would be cool…! 0 likes Reply Gina May 15, 2013 I had no idea what a skink was, or that they even existed for that matter. But I am from the Midwest. 🙁 All we really have here is snowstorms, road construction, and definitely skanks. Skanks Galore! Thanks for the skink quotes. I needed a laugh today. 1 likes Reply Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Point May 15, 2013 Billy is such a little skinker. 0 likes Reply Charlotte May 16, 2013 Hahaha “someday ill be a dinosaur, said billy, billy wasnt very bright” lol i know a few billys in human form. going forward, i will start referring to those people as skinks. 0 likes Reply Cristina Sierra May 16, 2013 Geez – everyone was funnier than the last. Maybe my favorite is “Billy wasn’t very bright”… 0 likes Reply Bluzdude May 16, 2013 Brian was mortified! He thought EVERYONE sunbathed in the nude. 1 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 16, 2013 Yea! Excellent! I was hoping somebody would give their own punchline. 0 likes Reply Deb May 17, 2013 Cute! Never heard of these before. 0 likes Reply Punky Coletta May 19, 2013 Awesome! Love nature’s surprises! (As long as they are cute critters, and not scary bugs in my house.) 0 likes Reply Damien May 20, 2013 ‘Someday I’ll be a dinosaur…’ is the best one. And there are some damn funny ones on here. Very Farside. Though I have always been partial to the name Seth for reptiles… 0 likes Reply Lisa Newlin May 22, 2013 I love the Geico one, and I can’t believe you didn’t put together that Charles Brown is Charlie Brown! You know what? Maybe you can’t handle the truth! 0 likes Reply Molly Parker May 25, 2013 HA! Someday a dinosaur. Oh, hopes soar so high for the young. Funny post! (Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge) 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!