Email This Post HomeHumorSquirrels are Insane…and a bunch of cozy book deals and giveaways Amy Vansant February 1, 2018 Humor 2 Comments Squirrels are Insane I was sitting on my exercise bike when a commotion just outside the basement doors caught my eye. It was this squirrel trying to drag 50ft of weed blocker up to his nest. I only wish I had video of it… I took this picture a day later but he didn’t take the bait this second time. When I saw him the first day, he dragged that whole roll across the stones and up the stairs towards his tree before finally giving up. Yanking, wrestling, rolling… At one point he was stuffed up in the corner against the glass trying to shove it all in some non-existent pouch on his tummy. He was going to get that up the tree if it killed him. I don’t blame him. At the time, it was about 2 degrees. Squirrels are insane. 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They just start tearing it into portable strips. 0 likes Reply Teela Young February 1, 2018 Thank you fôr the opportunity to Win these books.1 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!