Stephanie Moriarty’s Fate is in Your Hands & Archer

Stephanie Moriarty’s Fate is in Your Hands

I’m almost done with Pineapple Circus and I have plans for Pineapple Port’s Stephanie — Declan’s ex-girlfriend and burgeoning serial killer — but I’d like to hear how my fans weigh in on her fate! Let me know what you think!!

What should happen to Declan's crazy ex-girlfriend Stephanie?

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YOUR MOMENT OF ARCHER (and how he nearly killed me…)

When he’s wet, Archer likes to weave repeatedly around my legs in a figure-eight pattern, rubbing himself like a cat.  Sometimes he picks one leg to circle instead. When he does he bumps into his own super-long tail… and bites it… turning himself into a neverending circle as he goes around and around.

As I’ve said before, weirdo.

This is all fine and dandy, except when he got out of the pool last Saturday. His tail was too wet, so instead of sliding around my leg, it stuck to it. Archer kept going, wrapping tighter and tighter until he couldn’t move anymore, which naturally made him panic, which made him want to run away, except he was wrapped around my leg… which made ME panic as I tried to pull him back and get his tail loose, which would NOT LET GO OF MY LEG.  I figured I was about to be the first woman to ever have her leg pulled off by a dog’s tail.

Luckily, I managed to get him free before I toppled over like a felled tree.

He’s lucky he’s cute!!  He was a good kid getting his first grooming so we’ll let him slide – doesn’t he look like a handsome boy!


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  1. Carla Miron

    Amy, the story about your pup’s tail reminded me of the sister of my mom’s friend. Helen was driving from Madison, WI to Niagara, WI to see her sister, Jeanne (my mom’s friend). This was probably in the early 60’s. Anyway, farmers would still move their cows across country roads to move them to another pasture. Helen ended up right in the middle of the herd of slow moving bovine when one of the girls gave her tail a wag and it got caught around Helen’s car antenna and broke off. She drove away with the cow’s tail hanging from her car. 🤣

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  2. Jerrie

    I suggest investment in a good trainer for the gorgeous, adorable Archer before a lot more money plus pain and suffering are the results for one or both of you from his not-so-adorable habits.

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  3. Mollie Sober

    Re. Stephanie Moriarty I vote for jail but she escapes!

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  4. Barbara

    But such a cute little weirdo. I enjoy seeing the pics and reading stories about him. As far as Stephanie goes, the character has been done to death. I would like some new characters instead of the same villain over and over….and over. I will still read the PP books if she’s in them, just won’t enjoy them as much as having new villains introduced each time.

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