Email This Post HomeHumorStreet Cred Amy Vansant January 22, 2010 Humor 2 Comments Secretly, our family with children WANT us living the Kid-Free Life. It doesn’t matter how many times in their younger days Mommy and Daddy woke up curled around a toilet wondering who the person they are handcuffed to is. To their kid, they are just a couple of old fogeys with bad hair who totally dork out every time the radio plays an 80’s tune. When the time comes to talk a niece down off a stripper pole, Mommy and Daddy will be powerless. On the other hand, Uncle Mikey and Aunt Amy will still have street cred. Our house will be the first stop the eloping couple will take on their way to Vegas – where, as we pretend to be open to the idea of funding this little escapade, we will actually be using Jedi Mind Tricks to talk Wild Neice out of releasing the hand of the guy with “187” tattooed to his cheekbone in old English font. That’s right. You want us on that wall. You NEED us on that wall. About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Teach Your Dog to Talk, Win a Kindle, Deals & Steals - November 7, 2019 Winners of the Name the Skull Contest, Book Giveaways & Deals - October 29, 2019 The Vultures Show Up, Cool Furniture – Book Giveaways and Deals - October 15, 2019 2 Responses Derek January 22, 2010 A) I don’t geek out to 80’s music because I’m MUCH younger than you. B) My hair rocks 0 likes Reply kidfreeliving January 22, 2010 A.) Don’t make me post the picture of you in your LL Fool J outfit right here. B.) That could be a whole other blog topic… 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!