Email This Post HomeHumorStupid sexy costumes and tons of book deals! Amy Vansant October 26, 2017 Humor 3 Comments Stupid Sexy Costumes Every year about this time I like to browse Yandy.com because the costumes there are so ridiculous. They take me back to a time when I was a teen and Halloween was all about getting away with looking sexier than you could on an average day. But back then, it meant maybe stuffing tissues in your bra, or wearing big leather boots or a long wig. Now they’ve turned women into sexy hamburgers and this year, sexy emojis. Things you never knew you needed. Emoji boobs! They also liberally rip-off trademarked icons like Wonder Woman. Put a girl in a Wonder Woman outfit and DC Comics will drag you off to court. But slap an ill-fitting tu-tu on her, and boom! You have “American Woman Hero” costume! They even turned elephants into sexy costumes. Suddenly, Hey baby, want to see what’s under my big tent? is a come on. I can’t think of anything less sexy than implying clowns and carnies are hiding in my nether regions. I thought the women were getting the dumbest costumes until I found this guy doing unspeakable things to a monkey. I think he’s supposed to be riding it, but…why? Who does that? Who said, “What we really need is a costume of a dude riding on the shoulders of an upright-walking monkey with weird, poofy little monkey boobs.” And who then said, “Yes! Why didn’t I think of that?!!” BOOK SALES AND GIVEAWAYS! This AuthorsXP.com giveaway is running until Monday – win horror ebooks just in time for halloween! Win Amazon Gift Cards! – Each week I give away $20 gift certificates to readers for following authors on BookBub, Amazon, etc. All you have to do is follow them, and you’re entered! Start Date: 10-20-2017End Date: 11-20-2017 Last Gasp By Karen Chester Sale: .99 Bed and breakfast with a side of murder! 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In return, he will accompany her home and play the role of her boyfriend for Christmas.With no regard for her safety, armed only with Dutch courage, and her sense of adventure, she follows him into what can only be described, as the craziest Christmas ever.Be prepared for Christmas overload. Amazon|Website Start Date: 10-21-2017End Date: 11-30-2017 Upstaged (LeGarde Mysteries Book 2) By Aaron Paul Lazar Usual Price: 3.99 Sale: .99 During a high school musical, a backstage saboteur plays increasingly dangerous pranks on the cast and crew. Gus LeGarde is drawn deeper into a mire of drama club theatrics. When someone is shot, he must find a way to stop the stalker. Amazon|Website Start Date: 10-23-2017End Date: 11-06-2017 Murder After Midnight: Northwest Cozy Mystery Series By Dianne Harman Usual Price: 3.99 Sale: .99 Ever heard of someone celebrating New Years Eve by committing murder? Well, it happened, and the killer is now looking for DeeDee!Thats the situation DeeDee found herself in after the very successful New Years Eve party she catered for Dana Donnelly, the popular hostess of the Seattle television entertainment show, New Day NW. The successful party quickly became a distant memory when Dana was found murdered near her pool house. It becomes a race against time to see if Al, her Mafia bodyguard, can find the murderer before DeeDee becomes the next victim. From USA Today Bestselling Author and seven-time Amazon All-Star comes the 4th book in the popular page-turning Northwest Cozy Mystery series. As always, theres plenty of food and mouth-watering recipes! Amazon Start Date: 10-23-2017End Date: 10-31-2017 Ace’s Gamble By Natasha Spencer Usual Price: 2.99 Sale: 1.99 I’ve got one shot at my new journalism job, and I need to find a great story. When Ace walks into my life, a sexy, muscular and dangerous underground fighter, he might just be the lead that Im looking for. Do I chase the story and lose him? Amazon Start Date: 10-24-2017End Date: 11-30-2017 The Genesis of Evangeline By Rachel Jonas Usual Price: New Release Sale: .99 Wolves. Dragon shifters. A fallen kingdom destined to rise again. Evie, isnt your average seventeen-year-old girl. Finding out her entire life was a lie has been scary enough, but whats terrifying is discovering who shes destined to become. Amazon Start Date: 10-24-2017End Date: 12-31-2017 A Venture of the Heart (Silver Bay Book 1) By Amelia Judd Usual Price: .99 Sale: FREE LOVE IS A RISKY VENTURE IN AMELIA JUDD’S AWARD-WINNING ROMANCE “Hello, Pax. It’s good to see you again.” And with those frigid words, karma kicked his ass and blew his dreams into a million tiny fragments… |BookFunnel Start Date: 10-24-2017End Date: 10-31-2017 The Everett Exorcism By Lincoln Cole Usual Price: 2.99 Sale: .99 Something strange is happening in the city of Everett, Washington and Father Niccolo Paladina is tasked with investigating demonic activity. As his world collapses around him, Niccolo will be left with one terrible question: what is my faith worth? Amazon |Kobo Link|BN |Google|Apple iBooks|Website About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) New Series Poll, Giveaways - April 18, 2019 Pineapple Port Challenge Winners - April 11, 2019 Pineapple Port #9 Cover Reveal - April 2, 2019 3 Responses Andrea Stoeckel October 26, 2017 I hate the crass commercialism of holidays in the US- aka- I hate Halloween, Valentines Day, Mother’s Day..all that stupidity. I guess I’m just too old 0 likes Reply Gray October 26, 2017 Please…don’t torture our eyes more!!! Your point of ridiculous is totally true!😻😻😻😻 0 likes Reply ANN LUDWIG October 27, 2017 As the costumes get sexier and stupider I find myself disliking Halloween more and more. The only good thing is the abundance of mini chocolate bars. Now those are sexy. 1 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!