Email This Post HomeHumorSwedish Fish Revenge….And book deals! Amy Vansant January 17, 2018 Humor 2 Comments How You Send Your Niece to Sweden My niece is spending her next six months at the Naval Academy in Sweden. She stayed at our house for the few days before she left, and while those of you with children won’t find any of the shocking events that unfolded surprising — I am constantly amazed. Step One: Wake up the day she’s leaving to find some sort of Kit-Kat wrapper modern art on the counter. I understand not throwing away your trash, leaving it on a table maybe… but how exactly does it get strewn about like this unless you’re trying to make your aunt’s head explode? Step Two: Realize that once again, she’s made WAY too many chocolate chip pancakes. This was the stack left after she took her share, which is generally equal to her own body weight. The problem is the same analytical mind that makes her a straight-A physics student, also can’t vary from the directions read on the box. Does not compute. So if the box says “Makes pancakes for 150” but doesn’t offer a smaller version of the recipe, she’s helpless to feed less than 150. Even though I was trying to diet, I was then forced to nibble—rabid squirrel-like—all the chocolate chips out of these. Step Three: Find those pancakes abandoned on the table for a few hours. Step Four: Realize you’ll need those abandoned pancakes for energy, because her ginormous suitcases will sit in the perfect nexus of no less than FOUR entrances for those same few hours, making climbing into your bedroom, or office, or her bedroom or the hall… like scaling Mount Everest. Step Five: Take a lovely photo of her with her Uncle Mikey and all is forgiven. What can you do. 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Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Non-Stop Facebook Book Party, Name My Hero Contest, Cozy Sale - March 24, 2020 Air-Fryer Fried Chicken Puzzle Cracked… Two Great Giveaways - March 6, 2020 Awesome Pizza, New Covers, Pineapple & Kilty Sales & more ways to win books! - February 26, 2020 2 Responses Catherine Lawry January 17, 2018 OMG Amy … the candy wrappers. I work in a small corporate library/public computer room area for an insurance company and I find candy wrappers and trash around the computers almost daily. Sometimes the wrappers are right next to the trash can … like they tried to “make a basket” and missed and just didn’t bother picking it up. These are ADULTS we’re talking about! 1 likes Reply Amy Vansant January 17, 2018 I feel your pain! 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!