Old Lady Death Cake

Some people sleep easy at night, safe in the knowledge that when they grow old, their kids will take care of them. Those are the rules: You feed and diaper your child, and when you get old, it's payback tim...
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How to Fight Aging

Sharing a post from my friend and super talented funny lady Molly Schoemann-McCann, first posted on Happy Woman...you can read Molly regularly on the Barnes & Noble book blog and all sorts of other places! ...
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How to Hide a Vibrator

I was talking to a woman who was moving back in with family and was very upset that she would have to "hide her sex toys." At first I was a little shocked by her honesty, but as she went back to doing whatever ...

Slightly Stalky

First seen in Skirt! Magazine. Wednesday Night Dart Night. Single and in my early thirties, a friend who had experienced my competitive nature and lived to tell the tale suggested Dart League at the loca...

Walk With Me…

I don't usually write posts that are classic Personal "hey look what I did today though I can't imagine why you would give a crap" Blog style- but I'm making a exception to document  in my digital diary the wal...

Threat Letters to Santa

I noticed my niece was looking a little down. Seems she didn't get everything she wanted from Santa last year. So, feeling for the the greedy little gremlin, I agreed to help her out and create a very special l...

Furry Little Walk Nazi

Mike and I started walking about three miles each morning with our dog, Gordon. If you have a dog, you know that if you do something twice in a row, you’re in a pattern.  If you have a dog, don’t start somethin...

Colorblind

My husband Mike is colorblind. By that I don't mean he would make a very PC hiring manager --- I mean he literally cannot see colors the way the rest of us do. Approximately 10 million American men --- seve...

Red Wine Blasphemy

My friend Kara sent me this horrifying brochure in the mail. It disturbs me for several reasons. First, I thought my mother was the only person who sent me random articles torn out of newspapers and magazine...