You Have No Idea What You’re Doing to Your Children Amy Vansant December 18, 2013 Humor, Women's Humor 6 Comments Canadian bacon can piss off, too, while we're at it. In the Parents Lottery, I did pretty damn well. I am not complaining. They're still married...
Your Little Jessica is Clearly in the 58th Percentile Amy Vansant May 8, 2012 Humor First Published in Defenestration It's so cute, the way your little Jessica jumps for the bow in my Chloe's hair. Jessica has good taste, I...
To the annoying kids at the gorilla exhibit that I love Amy Vansant April 14, 2012 Humor I love to visit the gorilla exhibit at the zoo. Unfortunately, my fascination for these magnificent creatures is also shared by children who...
Posing with a Plastic Starfish Amy Vansant January 21, 2012 Fiction 7 Comments The teen held an orange plastic starfish against her hip, grains of beach sand sparkling in the fine blonde hair covering her skinny legs. "How's...
Protecting Yourself from Tiny Petri Dishes Amy Vansant November 27, 2011 Practical Jokes, Visuals 18 Comments Last time I visited the nieces I came away with a flu that lasted 3+ weeks. This is how Mike and I showed up for Thanksgiving....
Healthy, Catered School Lunches Prevent Anarchy Amy Vansant September 21, 2010 Humor 2 Comments This more "newsy" article first published as Healthy, Catered School Lunches Prevent Anarchy on Technorati. In grade school I once inspired a...
Shaking the Kids Amy Vansant March 11, 2010 Humor The other day Mike and I were talking to his brother Gary about going to an upscale dinner with us. Gary and Heather have two girls under the age...
