A Lard’s Day Night

I hosted Christmas this year and there were a few mishaps. I burnt my arm while leaning into the oven, but on the upside, the burn mark makes it easier to to masquerade as a celebrity chef. I started the turkey...

Yard Sale

The Traditional Pre-Yard Sale Party We had a yard sale last Saturday, which, like most things, was just a big excuse to have a party. The Bother-in-Law, Gary, and his family came to "help" run the yard sale an...

My Bother-in-Law and Moral Ambiguity

Or as my bother-in-law likes to call it, "Happy fun time guy meets new friends with a bolt pistol." My bother-in-law, Gary, called the other night to describe a movie he couldn't remember to my husband (his...
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The Dog Opens a Vomitorium

According to Wikipedia, a vomitorium is "a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheater or a stadium." Sometimes Wikipedia just blows all the fun ideas you had about a fact, word or bit ...
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Attack of the Panic Attack!

Free stock photography suggested Godzilla with a pen knife for a story about a panic attack. Um, DUH. Or How a Panic Attack Stole my Superpowers My husband Mike and I were winding down from an uneventful Sat...

Boobie Washer

On Fridays I sometimes post stupid little things.  This would be one of those... I found an application submitted for "Boobie Washer" on the bathroom counter. I do not remember placing that particular "Help ...