Me and Mom. She is very short.
Moms are great. But they are totally nuts. It isn't their fault. Raising children would make anyone crazy. And half the time, they're crazy just trying to be nice. I...
I like to play a little game with my mother called “Married, In Jail, or Dead.”
It goes like this: Mom calls me, and says: “Did you know a Mark Smith in grade school?”
At this point, I know “Mark Smith” i...