And You Can Forget Vacation Sex
My husband and I, of course, never have sex. That would be disgusting.
(Ok, that first line was in case anyone from my family reads this. We can continue.)
There was a LOT of driving.
My husband, Mike...
Why Americans Should Learn to Speak Spanish
Like most Americans, I can only speak English, Klingon and a smattering of Dothraki. Once every three years I'll put a good two weeks into learning Spanish. When I do, I'm all in: I'll buy language programs an...
How Famous People Ruin Vacations
My husband, Mike, and I went to the Caribbean island of St. Barth's for our honeymoon, because we wanted to start out life together completely broke. St. Barth's is the perfect place to rid yourself of pesky mo...
Never Go Food Shopping Again
Avoid food shopping by stuffing your face with ham and cheese stuffed donut holes and wine.
Or, "How to Gain 15 lbs in Two Weeks"
After driving 14 hours to our Florida vacation rental, my husband, Mike, and ...
Vacation Practical Joke Saves Bar Tab
Mike and I recently took a Miami vacation that ended with a marathon day of drinking. Shocking, I know. The fancy hotel itself was an anniversary splurge, and the last thing we needed was a huge bar tab. Selli...
And the dog fell into a funk.
Gordon knows what suitcases mean. And he is NOT happy.
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How NOT to Smuggle Cuban Cigars into the United States
First seen on Travelated.com a fun and funny travel site you should check out.
My brother-in-law, Gary, is a GENIUS at getting his way. A self-serving savant. Somehow, he managed to institute a rule in MY...