My husband and I, of course, never have sex. That would be disgusting.
(Ok, that first line was in case anyone from my family reads this. We can continue.)
There was a LOT of driving.
My husband, Mike...
ME: Here we are! Sunny Florida!
Ok, so maybe this isn't that bad.
GORDON LABRADOODLE: Whew, that ride was brutal I --- wait, what the hell is this?
ME: It's Florida! Isn't it great?
GORDON: Great...