Email This Post HomeHumorThank You for a Calling Aruba Amy Vansant June 9, 2010 Humor *BEEP!* Thank you for calling Aruba. If you are calling for tourist information, please, please, please press 1. If you would like more information on how you can be killed on our island and then have us conduct your murder investigation like our heads are firmly planted in our asses, please press 2. If you are a psychopath wishing to reach your rich, powerful family in order to avoid a second murder charge, please press 3. If you are calling to tell us our entire government should be hung at dawn for setting Joran van der Sloot free after the first murder, please press 4. (Pressing 4) We’re sorry. Mailbox full. Please call again. About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) New Pineapple Port Mystery, New Audio Book, Giveaway & Deals - May 26, 2019 Winners of the name the puppy contest, giveaways and deals - May 17, 2019 Name the puppy in Pineapple 9, BIG giveaway and deals - May 8, 2019 Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!