Email This Post HomeHumorThank You for a Calling Aruba Amy Vansant June 9, 2010 Humor *BEEP!* Thank you for calling Aruba. If you are calling for tourist information, please, please, please press 1. If you would like more information on how you can be killed on our island and then have us conduct your murder investigation like our heads are firmly planted in our asses, please press 2. If you are a psychopath wishing to reach your rich, powerful family in order to avoid a second murder charge, please press 3. If you are calling to tell us our entire government should be hung at dawn for setting Joran van der Sloot free after the first murder, please press 4. (Pressing 4) We’re sorry. Mailbox full. Please call again. About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Winners Of the Name the Bar & Girl, Giveaways and Deals - December 10, 2019 Name a Bar and a Woman in Pineapple Turtles…Win Audible Subscriptions & Deals - December 2, 2019 Pineapple Turtles on pre-order – giveaways and deals - November 24, 2019 Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!