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11 Responses

  1. Molly

    This made me snort out my OJ. Also, I am pretty sure I have never seen ‘mirrored diagonals’ on anyone who wasn’t already the size of a wall. So I will take that advice with a grain of salt, add some more salt, and then eat it noisily.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Yeah I don’t think “vertigo” ever did anything for anyone. I just go with black. And then I sit on my sofa.

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  2. Stef

    Exactly my thoughts on these ads…”yeah…she DEFinitely needs some shape-wear.”

    What they need to show is how these look on the ACTUAL people who would need this type of garment (like me). Unfortunately the resulting pictures, as I can clearly see when I look in the mirror, would NOT be good advertising for the garments.

    *short*

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    • Amy Vansant

      They have skinny models, and they have “plus size” models, but nobody every has “little bloated from the weekend, maybe had too many donuts last month” models!

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      • Carrie

        Why isn’t there a “I just accidentally ate a Big Mac and Large Fry” model. Her I need to see

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  3. Pickleope

    These tricks are soooo convincing when demonstrated on waif-thin models. “Try liposuction then buying clothes. The clothes will hide all that excess skin.” I can do this too. (Please hire me, I’m so poor.)

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  4. Chooplah

    Yes. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Also that “strategically draped pooch hider” looks like she accidentally tucked her skirt into her underwear in the bathroom of a Denny’s at 2:00 am after a long night of vodka sodas and man hunting.

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