Email This Post HomeHumorThe eclipse gives me a cold and a ton of book specials Amy Vansant August 23, 2017 Humor 3 Comments Did you run outside to see the eclipse only to find a slightly dimmer than normal sun? Me too. I tried to do the “put your phone in selfy mode to see the eclipse” and just ended up with this. –> Apparently, you needed the special glasses. Who knew. And now I have a summer cold, which probably also came from that stupid eclipse. It probably beamed cold spores into my eyes. Probably gave me this zit on my nose, too. Anyhoo, I want to thank you all for helping me with the launch of Pineapple Beach House! Hope you’re enjoying it! I just finished a Pineapple short story for the next Happy Homicides anthology that releases Oct 20. I’m also writing another short for the Christmas boxed set 12 Slays of Christmas and now it’s time to decide what to do next novel-wise. 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About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Upgrading from turtles to panthers…Giveaway and deals - July 16, 2019 I am the turtle whisperer, pet lover giveaway and steals & deals - July 10, 2019 I’m writing Kilty, but Pineapple is stalking me…Beach Read Giveaway & Deals - July 1, 2019 3 Responses Jackie Weger August 23, 2017 Thank you, Amy Vansant! Laughed. Shared. Tweeted. Dreadfully sorry about your zit. So annoying and LOL funny. 2 likes Reply Vanessa August 23, 2017 You’re cracking me up! Thanks for the laughs. Darn eclipse!😂 1 likes Reply Laura August 23, 2017 Sorry about your cold….the eclipse was just a short story….before you got started it was over… Look forward to reading your next book… 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply to Jackie Weger Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!