Email This Post HomeHumorThe Twitter Stars Align Amy Vansant June 13, 2012 Humor 8 Comments Sometimes magical stars align on Twitter. Take this line up -> Not only do the two bottom pictures meld into one big long face, but the top icon seems amused, looking down on Ms. Long Face. And if you read them all together it’s like reading a sexy novel. Deep sigh… Frustrated Nympho! *Starlight* [aaand… SCENE.] (*starlight* is clearly a euphemism for orgasm. But you probably got that. The euphemism that is, not the orgasm. Though if you could get an orgasm just by typing *starlight* I would start a company that did nothing but make replacement asterisk keys for keyboards and I would be a BAZILLIONAIRE and people would leap out of bed, eager to get to work, especially close-captioning people, which would be fine for them, but deaf people would be like “Is it me, or does it seem like Gordon Ramsay says *starlight* a lot??”) Long Face is probably a” frustrated nympho” because her face is freakishly long and during sex she screams STARLIGHT! STARLIGHT! over and over, which her lovers find annoying. “Tracey” is actually Long Face’s sister and she has that evil smirk because she’s always been “the pretty one.” But what she doesn’t know is Frustrated Nympho just found out that Tracey is ADOPTED, news she knows will break Tracey’s heart because that bitch is always flitting around bragging about how much she looks like her mother, European supermodel Zooey “The Golden Kumquat” Gazelle. Who, it turns out, IS NOT HER MOTHER AT ALL. Or am I reading too much into this? About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Earn Gifts by helping me grow, giveaways and book deals - November 28, 2018 Win a Kindle, Poltergeists and Book Deals… - November 21, 2018 Where being hard-headed and cooking doesn’t mix… giveaways and deals - November 15, 2018 8 Responses Scargosun June 13, 2012 There is a reason everything that happens in the universe…even the odd drinking of a spiked cocktail while supervising your Twitter feed. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 14, 2012 Are you implying I was somehow impaired when I wrote this? Actually I was stone sober – that might have been the problem. 0 likes Reply Lance June 13, 2012 anyone attempting a sexy profile picture becomes unsexy to me, forever. If you don’t have a blog or business I suggest using the name of a cartoon character, because that;’s clearly what those “ladies” are, cartoons 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 14, 2012 I have a problem with all forms of that. People constantly saying how “Crazy” they are, generally are not crazy – just desperate to seem so. I’m so funny. I’m so this, I’m so that. Shut up and BE it. Or don’t. Nobody cares. If you have to tell me what you are, you’re DOING IT WRONG. 0 likes Reply Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd June 18, 2012 Now all I can see when I look at the top photo is, “That’s our long face!” Followed by a “wa-wa” sound. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 21, 2012 Hey girl, why the long face? I blurt that every time I see Tori Spelling. God I hope I never meet her in person. 0 likes Reply tracey June 21, 2012 Now all I can think of is screaming “Starlight!” when I orgasm. That’ll shock my husband. Heh. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 21, 2012 Especially if that’s his favorite stripper. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!