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  1. Lance

    all spot on. I would also add

    – if your car is blue and the doors have small dings of another on them at the end of the day, that’s your fault.

    – don’t take children. If you take children, the judge will release your murderer without levying bail.

    – if you’ve ever said “i will never do black friday shopping again”, and you still go, you’re going to hell where you’re wear a dunce cap forever while listening to Nickelback

    hilarious….Happy Thanksgiving my dear friend

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  2. Gina

    This started funny. Then got funnier while continuing to ramp up to the end…Dexter style! I never leave my house on Black Friday. Well I don’t go to a mall or where anyone might shop. In my house, it’s a day of marathon movie watching. Happy Thanksgiving.

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  3. bluzdude

    I make it a personal policy never to enter an aisle covered in plastic sheeting, for just that reason.

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  4. Winopants

    Further confirms my belief to never shop on black friday. It seems like it could turn any good soul into Dexter

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  5. Beduwen

    In honor of Black Friday I am going on a Segway Historical Tour of Savannah with DH and a friend who is visiting from Germany! I figure the streets will be empty and therefore people will be safe, since I have no sense of balance at all.

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  6. Marie Nicole

    Am I a total racist if I’ve never ever done any black friday craze? Am I a racist for asking that question? How about now?

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  7. Stacey

    I try to avoid the mall on any other day of the year. I’d have to be certifiably insane to go there on Black Friday.

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  8. Tiffany N. York

    You all don’t know what you’re missing. I love shopping on Black Friday, but I also love getting a full Brazillian wax, going through each and every item on the sale rack at Ross, and babysitting tantrum-throwing toddlers.

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