- Body paint yourself totally black. You are nothingness. One last midnight. If possible, bring a friend so you can walk hand and hand into extinction, brother and sister opting out of a raw deal.
- Paint only your left side black. Now you are All Right, All Right, All Right.
- A giant bong.
- Put a giant disc around your center. You are time, and time is a flat circle. Walk into the party repeatedly, because everything you’ve ever done or will do, you’re gonna do over and over and over again.
- Don’t ever work out. Arrive at the party with a perfect physique.
Jim Carrey’s Saturday Night Life Spoof of McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercial:
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