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Top Five Matthew McConaughey Halloween Costume Ideas & Jim Carrey SNL Spoof

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  1. Body paint yourself totally black. You are nothingness. One last midnight. If possible, bring a friend so you can walk hand and hand into extinction, brother and sister opting out of a raw deal.
  2. Paint only your left side black. Now  you are All Right, All Right, All Right.
  3. A giant bong.
  4. Put a giant disc around your center. You are time, and time is a flat circle. Walk into the party repeatedly, because everything you’ve ever done or will do, you’re gonna do over and over and over again.
  5. Don’t ever work out. Arrive at the party with a perfect physique.

 

Jim Carrey’s Saturday Night Life Spoof of McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercial:

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  1. Sarcastic Ninja

    Those beat my ideas of going as stoned McConaughey holding a steering wheel while sitting on the shoulders of my husband dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

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