Email This Post HomeHumorTop Five Matthew McConaughey Halloween Costume Ideas & Jim Carrey SNL Spoof Amy Vansant October 27, 2014 Humor, Pop Culture 1 Comment Body paint yourself totally black. You are nothingness. One last midnight. If possible, bring a friend so you can walk hand and hand into extinction, brother and sister opting out of a raw deal. Paint only your left side black. Now you are All Right, All Right, All Right. A giant bong. Put a giant disc around your center. You are time, and time is a flat circle. Walk into the party repeatedly, because everything you’ve ever done or will do, you’re gonna do over and over and over again. Don’t ever work out. Arrive at the party with a perfect physique. Jim Carrey’s Saturday Night Life Spoof of McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercial: About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Upgrading from turtles to panthers…Giveaway and deals - July 16, 2019 I am the turtle whisperer, pet lover giveaway and steals & deals - July 10, 2019 I’m writing Kilty, but Pineapple is stalking me…Beach Read Giveaway & Deals - July 1, 2019 One Response Sarcastic Ninja November 2, 2014 Those beat my ideas of going as stoned McConaughey holding a steering wheel while sitting on the shoulders of my husband dressed as Abraham Lincoln. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!