Email This Post HomeHumorWhat if the dairy products expired? Amy Vansant February 3, 2010 Humor, Women's Humor 7 Comments My husband is a bit of a worrier, and not having kids to worry about frees up a lot of time for him to worry about other things. This by no means a comprehensive list. 10 Random Things Mike Actively Worries About That he’ll be attacked by ants That if we wear the same brand polo shirts out in public at the same time people will think we’re like those couples who wear matching Hawaiian shirts That the hot tub needs to be vacuumed That someone will stop by when the kitchen isn’t clean That our shows didn’t tape That the sound system isn’t on the optimal sound setting for whatever show we are watching That he’ll be attacked by bees That his hair is too “floppy” That the TV we hung on a wall mount in the basement will fall That I am blogging embarrassing facts about him Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Cover Reveal (again), Reading Poll + 4 ways to win a kindle - June 25, 2020 Why I shouldn’t be allowed to decorate cakes, book giveaways and deals! - June 16, 2020 New Series Cover and Synopsis Reveal, Big Beach Reads Giveaway & More Reads - June 10, 2020 7 Responses Nala February 3, 2010 11. That he might be “under dressed” when he goes out to dinner. 12. Flying. 13. That Tiger Woods may never play again. 14. When he drinks “jack” that everyone wants to fight him. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant February 3, 2010 OOh… those are some good ones I missed! 0 likes Reply issnowedin February 3, 2010 Things that make Amy happy: 1. Never running out of things to put on a list 0 likes Reply D February 6, 2010 He is correct. At least when he drank Jack around me. 0 likes Reply Lance December 10, 2011 I’m the worrier in our house…some my crap: 1) that we’ll run out of toilet paper 2) that the kids will hack my blog and tell everything 3) that the kids have their own blogs and I’ll never have a job if i lose my current one 4) that the kids are too cold/hot at night, upstairs 5) that the dog gets fed when Im not at home 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant December 11, 2011 Ooh I can’t wait until the kids start blogging!! 0 likes Reply Abby January 29, 2012 He sounds fairly normal, relatively speaking. I have a bladder the size of a Cheerio, so I’m always worried that I won’t be close to a bathroom. It’s literally the first thing I look for whenever I’m anywhere. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!