Email This Post HomeHumorWhen Your Shadow is a Cat, Giveaways and Book Deals Amy Vansant August 22, 2018 Humor 5 Comments Yes, those are my sexy, sexy knees. Try to control yourselves. When Your Shadow is a Cat My husband and I were on our usual daily walk when Mike sensed a disturbance in the Force and whipped around. His expression was so odd I turned too, and we both spotted a cat with a tuft where a tail should be running at us full speed. It’s not like a lion stalking across the Serengeti at you, but in a suburban neighborhood it can be unsettling when a strange cat has eyes for nothing but you. As she grew closer and we muttered things like “Uh oh” and “This isn’t good,” she started meowing, which made her seem either less threatening or so desperate to rip out our throats she could barely stand it. We still didn’t know which. We were still rooted to our spots, resigned to our fates, when she started running figure eights through our legs and rubbing her face on my shins. We decided we’d probably survive. I love animals but I’m allergic to cats, so I couldn’t pick up the poor thing and give it the love it so desperately wanted. It was way too early to start knocking on doors. We figured she belonged to our new neighbor and tried to walk on… but she followed us, all but tripping us as we tried to walk. We were at the point where we cross from our neighborhood to a larger one (better for walking) and didn’t want to draw her away from home. So we aborted and headed back home. She followed. Finally, she felt she’d wandered far enough away from her home and we lost her about the time we hit our house. We walked somewhere else that day (in another direction), but hadn’t quite walked enough by the time we got back to our place, so we went around our neighborhood one more time. We were giggling, sneaking around our own neighborhood, hoping The Shadow wouldn’t spot us. We thought we’d made it and then… …she popped out of the bushes and came galloping at us again! Attack of the Shadow Cat! This time she threw herself on her back and flashed her tummy at us because we were old friends. Thank goodness she doesn’t like to leave her street or we’d have a cat and I’d be sneezing my nose off… http://www.amyvansant.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cat.mp4 QUICK WRITING UPDATE: Still waiting on Kilty Mind to come back from the editor (she has another job in the summer that slows things down…) But I’m about 60% of the way through Pineapple Gingerbread Men – Pineapple Port #7! Should have that done end of September! GIVEAWAYS Win up to 40+ Female Sleuths and Strong Female Leads eBooks & Gain Access to Deals & Steals on More! (2) Grand Prize “Gift Baskets” of ALL eBooks! 40+ Winners of Individual eBooks (randomly chosen) NEW RELEASES AND BOOK DEALS! The Professor’s Predicament: Midwest Cozy Mystery Series – New Release! 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It turned out to be a kitten, about 8-10 weeks old. One of those rotten women picked it up and said hey, Deb, you need another one, don’t you? LOL, and i still have him and his name is Stash. 1 likes Reply Mary August 23, 2018 Maybe the cat thinks your books are titled Kitty instead of Kilty and she/he wants to be in one! Oh dear, that is giving me so many naughty ideas of a cat and a kilt! 0 likes Reply Michael Rochelle August 26, 2018 Awww…super cute. I’m a dog person, but a friendly cat will work when I want to bond with a pet. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!