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12 Responses

  1. hoochiemama

    You should send this one to the Crapital! They’d dig it. I do.


  2. Bob

    found your site on today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later


  3. N

    Amy- I am absolutely rolling over this one!!!!! You are now my new favorite read!!!!!


  4. Yukon Cornelius

    Being from Annapolis, I appreciated the comparison. Just curious Amy, did you write this? If so, do you know what MILF stands for? If so, you sound like a real player……. 😉


    • Amy Vansant

      Well in this case the “I” in MILF didn’t actually mean ME… just using it as a general term to bring the right visual to mind!


  5. Ann B.

    hahaha very true about the people who shop at whole foods! hate that place. i live in the most stuck up town and all the earthy crunchy hippies and trashy 30 something heel wearing skanks of mothers shop there. ugh i LOATHE it. i love fresh market though. hilarious post.


  6. Dave

    This review is pointless, whole foods is pricy but you have no real comparisons in your rant. Yes a silly rant, barely any factual info or true comparison of brands. This is a waste of time to read as a comparison of the stores. Nobody cares about people you don’t like, they are everywhere not just in whole foods.