Email This Post HomeHumorWhy I always have to do everything Amy Vansant February 22, 2010 Humor, Women's Humor An actual conversation with my husband, Mike. Mike: The lid is still off the hot tub and it is too cold for me to go put it back on. Amy: Come on, I always do it. Mike: Sorry, can’t do it. I’ll leave it open all night. I’ll leave it until it is filled with copperheads and rats. Amy: Copperheads and rats? Mike: Yep. Amy: And how exactly are copperhead snakes getting in the hot tub? Mike: They come out of the bay. And I’ll tell you what, if electric eels get in there, you’re going to be sorry. Amy: Electric eels… How do they get in there exactly? Mike: It’s cold and they can sense the heat. They aren’t stupid. They come out of the bay and sliver up into the hot tub. Amy: They sliver up there? What are you cockney now? (with English accent) “Ooh aww, them snakes are gonna sliver up the street, Governor!” Mike: I just call it like I see it. Amy: And I don’t know if there are copperhead snakes in Maryland. Mike: Then how do you explain the Great Copperhead Invasion? Amy: The Copperhead Invasion. Mike: Yes. The Copperhead Invasion. Where do you think the song comes from? (singing to the tune of Depeche Mode’s Black Celebration) It’s a Copperhead Invasion… At this point I go and put on the hot tub cover. He wins again. Author Recent Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) Book Release – You want The Girl Who Wants (I promise) - September 9, 2020 My Zoo: Critter videos: Bobcats, Armadillos, Tortoises oh my, giveaway and book deals - August 27, 2020 Pineapple Hurricane Finally 99c, My New Exercise, Win Kindles - August 19, 2020 Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!