Email This Post HomeProduct ReviewsWine Cartoon Amy Vansant May 31, 2013 Product Reviews, Visuals 22 Comments Wine Cartoon Tee Shirt! As I’ve mentioned before, I couldn’t draw a bath, something that saddens me and has caused me irreparable mental anguish. I was born to be an artist… except for that whole talent thing. But then (cue the trumpets) a twitter buddy Harrison Wheeler, who IS a cartoonist (and who also wrote a book, what an ass) sent me some art based on one of my tweets and we’ve now collaborated to create the awesome wine cartoon below! Which means… You can now share this wine cartoon with all your drunken girlfriends! This friendship-saving wine cartoon will save you the embarrassing issue of having to tell them what a lush they are. I’m all about public service. You can also follow either one (or both!) of us on Twitter (@kidfreeliving & @wheelerharrison) or Facebook (Me – Him) and share the wine cartoon that way blah blah blah. Also available as a wine cartoon tee shirt! WINNER of the WINE CARTOON TEE SHIRT! Chosen from commenters below… As you can see, a winner was chosen in a very scientific way I borrowed from the Oscars. Now go get yourself a glass of wine, it’s FRIDAY! About Latest Posts Amy VansantAmy Vansant is a USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling author specializing in fun, funny fiction --- even the murder mysteries. Latest posts by Amy Vansant (see all) New Series Poll, Giveaways - April 18, 2019 Pineapple Port Challenge Winners - April 11, 2019 Pineapple Port #9 Cover Reveal - April 2, 2019 22 Responses Anja May 31, 2013 I’m not sure if I want to win that T-shirt:) 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 31, 2013 Too bad, because so far you’re winning! 🙂 0 likes Reply Sherri Morgan May 31, 2013 From grammarist.com A commenter is someone who makes isolated comments. These days, the word most often refers to people who post comments on blogs and news websites. This would be me 🙂 0 likes Reply Shannon May 31, 2013 That’s my best friend lol 0 likes Reply Deb May 31, 2013 Hahaha, oh that’s great! I love it! I never really thought about it. But it’s true — the glasses DO go up higher when you’re toasted! 0 likes Reply Tammy R May 31, 2013 It is not only the height of the glass that really got me on these cartoons. It’s the eyes, the tongue, and the cleavage – all of which get bigger with more wine. Hilarious! What a team the two of you make! 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 6, 2013 The cleavage was a nice touch – that was all Harrison. She even looks something like me, which was a total accident, but make me think when people think of drunks they immediately picture me… 0 likes Reply cj May 31, 2013 This is a matter of utter necessity, Amy. I am going to visit the fam end of July into early August. It would really make a difference. I mean, it could give us all something to talk about AND I’m a guy, so it would even be funnier. I’ll take photos and send them to you and you can use them on your blog!!! How’s dat? BTW: I love the guy everyone is laughing (at) with too. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 6, 2013 If this was a contest you’d win – but it’s a RANDOM drawing – don’t tempt me to rig it! 1 likes Reply cj June 6, 2013 Oh, of course, my bad. But you cannot un-know my comment… 0 likes Candice Dominguez May 31, 2013 Neither spelling is necessary in this instance–just say “…a random FAN!” I love your stuff and feel your angst on being rendering-challenged, but you’re a witty, brilliant writer, so be happy that you have that cool talent, and be thankful that fate brought you and Harrison Wheeler together–great for him, too, you know, and he has a great style! HOPE I WIN THE TEE! (PS: What kind of dog do you have?) 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant May 31, 2013 Forget the tee – I just need to pay you a salary to follow me around and talk nice about me to everyone! Thanks! 0 likes Reply Melissa Marie May 31, 2013 My girlfriends and I are going to one of those drink-wine-while-painting-a-picture places tonight. Basically I’m forcing them to go because I think it sounds hilarious because I can’t paint, but I can drink wine. 0 likes Reply Amy Vansant June 6, 2013 I end up going to a lot of odd things JUST for that reason… 0 likes Reply karen May 31, 2013 So here I am, alone as husband is out with the guys, drinking an almost lovely Pinot Noir, when I happened on your truly lovely Wine Carton. I’ve heard other people say you shouldn’t drink to excess alone. I’m thinking The Straight Up is the perfect reason why you should! 1 likes Reply Todd June 1, 2013 XXL in black! I live in t-shirts! even though my iPhone just tried to make me type “I line in Tahitian”. I don’t do that! It sounds like something English majors do on vacation. And I barely speak English! 0 likes Reply Scarlett June 3, 2013 I LOVE this cartoon!! I wants the tee ever-so x 0 likes Reply SarcasticNinja June 4, 2013 Fantastic! I will bring this helpful chart the next time I go drinking, to keep better track of how the evening of one and all is progressing. It’s clearly a useful tool for sociologists and toxicologists alike. 0 likes Reply Stephanie June 5, 2013 Make more wine shirts!!! This is awesome! 0 likes Reply Dropcloth Donner June 6, 2013 Dropcloth Donna from Maine gere. I am living a home renovation hell. First his. Now mine. This has continued so long my entire t-shirt wardrobe is now officially a painting uniform . Long past the artistically paint-splattered stage they are all just messy messy messy. Never to be worn in public except maybe the dump. So I desperately need a cool clean shirt so I report to the wine store ASAP . Wine doesn’t improve my ceiling splattering skills but it sure improves me… 0 likes Reply Beth June 7, 2013 Love this shirt! The hardest part will be deciding whether to keep it or give it as a gift to one of my GFs who will totally love it too. 0 likes Reply Online Mba Course April 1, 2015 Hi there, You have done a fantastic job. I will certainly digg it and personally suggest to my friends. I’m sure they’ll be benefited from this site. 0 likes Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Add me to Amy Vansant's Humor Newsletter!
Sherri Morgan May 31, 2013 From grammarist.com A commenter is someone who makes isolated comments. These days, the word most often refers to people who post comments on blogs and news websites. This would be me 🙂 0 likes Reply
Deb May 31, 2013 Hahaha, oh that’s great! I love it! I never really thought about it. But it’s true — the glasses DO go up higher when you’re toasted! 0 likes Reply
Tammy R May 31, 2013 It is not only the height of the glass that really got me on these cartoons. It’s the eyes, the tongue, and the cleavage – all of which get bigger with more wine. Hilarious! What a team the two of you make! 0 likes Reply
Amy Vansant June 6, 2013 The cleavage was a nice touch – that was all Harrison. She even looks something like me, which was a total accident, but make me think when people think of drunks they immediately picture me… 0 likes Reply
cj May 31, 2013 This is a matter of utter necessity, Amy. I am going to visit the fam end of July into early August. It would really make a difference. I mean, it could give us all something to talk about AND I’m a guy, so it would even be funnier. I’ll take photos and send them to you and you can use them on your blog!!! How’s dat? BTW: I love the guy everyone is laughing (at) with too. 0 likes Reply
Amy Vansant June 6, 2013 If this was a contest you’d win – but it’s a RANDOM drawing – don’t tempt me to rig it! 1 likes Reply
Candice Dominguez May 31, 2013 Neither spelling is necessary in this instance–just say “…a random FAN!” I love your stuff and feel your angst on being rendering-challenged, but you’re a witty, brilliant writer, so be happy that you have that cool talent, and be thankful that fate brought you and Harrison Wheeler together–great for him, too, you know, and he has a great style! HOPE I WIN THE TEE! (PS: What kind of dog do you have?) 0 likes Reply
Amy Vansant May 31, 2013 Forget the tee – I just need to pay you a salary to follow me around and talk nice about me to everyone! Thanks! 0 likes Reply
Melissa Marie May 31, 2013 My girlfriends and I are going to one of those drink-wine-while-painting-a-picture places tonight. Basically I’m forcing them to go because I think it sounds hilarious because I can’t paint, but I can drink wine. 0 likes Reply
karen May 31, 2013 So here I am, alone as husband is out with the guys, drinking an almost lovely Pinot Noir, when I happened on your truly lovely Wine Carton. I’ve heard other people say you shouldn’t drink to excess alone. I’m thinking The Straight Up is the perfect reason why you should! 1 likes Reply
Todd June 1, 2013 XXL in black! I live in t-shirts! even though my iPhone just tried to make me type “I line in Tahitian”. I don’t do that! It sounds like something English majors do on vacation. And I barely speak English! 0 likes Reply
SarcasticNinja June 4, 2013 Fantastic! I will bring this helpful chart the next time I go drinking, to keep better track of how the evening of one and all is progressing. It’s clearly a useful tool for sociologists and toxicologists alike. 0 likes Reply
Dropcloth Donner June 6, 2013 Dropcloth Donna from Maine gere. I am living a home renovation hell. First his. Now mine. This has continued so long my entire t-shirt wardrobe is now officially a painting uniform . Long past the artistically paint-splattered stage they are all just messy messy messy. Never to be worn in public except maybe the dump. So I desperately need a cool clean shirt so I report to the wine store ASAP . Wine doesn’t improve my ceiling splattering skills but it sure improves me… 0 likes Reply
Beth June 7, 2013 Love this shirt! The hardest part will be deciding whether to keep it or give it as a gift to one of my GFs who will totally love it too. 0 likes Reply
Online Mba Course April 1, 2015 Hi there, You have done a fantastic job. I will certainly digg it and personally suggest to my friends. I’m sure they’ll be benefited from this site. 0 likes Reply
