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  1. Meredith

    “Has anyone sketchy bitten you lately?” hehehe love it, nothing like a good stinky hubby story to start my weekend :D.

    Remember to aim for the head if he starts wanting to eat brains instead of salad ;).

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  2. Nicole

    ROFL… I love this.

    Geekface works on a rotating shift, so there are 8-day stretches where he doesn’t have to go to work. I come home one day, and his breath is kickin’ a little bit, but whatever. I’ve had lazy days where I didn’t brush my teeth, either. By day 3, I was like “What’s up, Mr. I Only Brush My Teeth On Workdays…” WTF is that? He’s always clean, he always smells good, he’s not a gross boy but he gets lazy with that?

    Maybe there’s a zombie virus going around…

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    • Amy Vansant

      That’s the weird thing – Mike is a PSYCHO about personal hygiene. But it’s awesome that it drives him nuts when this happens – I get SO much joy out of it…

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  3. Amy B

    “with a touch of death”.

    It’s sad that I know the smell you speak of when you put it like that. Ugh.

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  4. Lance

    I don’t wear cologne or aftershave. Two reasons: 1) If i ever decide to be a disgusting, cheating scumbag, I don;t want to get caught that way 2) I don’t want my wife to write THIS blog about me.

    hilarious

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    • Amy Vansant

      Yep – they never show you that in the zombie movies. Closely guarded secret… but that’s why they always walk like they’re drunk.

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  5. Muscato

    I’m not sure I’ve ever shared this before, but one thing I find infinitely endearing about Mr. Muscato is that when he’s sleeping and gets a little too warm, for reasons unknown he smells pretty much exactly like really good movie theatre popcorn. That’s about as close as he gets to true stinkiness, thank heaven.

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  6. Tracy

    What’s wrong with “Dude?” I call EVERYONE Dude: my husband, my mother, my boss, friends (well, if I had friends anyway…), random passers-by, my dog, everyone.

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    • Amy Vansant

      I did too! I was an editor for SURFER Magazine for cryingoutloud, I TOTALLY had to retrain myself. It was actually a job requirement at one point.

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  7. Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd

    There’s an idea – Death Mints. It can be for you to eat right after you get bitten so that your breath can be as fresh as possible as long as possible after you turn.

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  8. Tim

    I loved the zombie blog, and I enjoy your tweets. My gf calls me dude once in a while, usually when she is irritated by something that I have done. I usually reply by asking “Are we going to go HANG TEN, DUDE?” or “Oh, is it time for our trip to the DUDE RANCH already?” or “Who do I look like, the Big Lebowski?” Yeah, it usually makes things worse, but life is about the peaks and valleys. @yourownrisc

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    • Amy Vansant

      Thanks! Dude is such a multifaceted word. Annoyance: DUDE! disappointment: Duuuuude. etc. I really have to work on getting it back…

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  9. Vesta Vayne

    Dude, are we related?

    My husband had a tandoori-something-or-other for dinner last night, followed by a couple of cocktails. Needless to say, homeboy stunk like zombie death this morning too.

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  10. Casi

    I just sat in my home…alone…laughing so loud I scared the dog. You have made my Sunday!

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  11. Sarah

    I loved everything about this, but especially the line about the smell coming from inside his belly. Mike reminds me of my husband, who is the cleanest person I know. I have only smelled B.O. on him 2.5 times in 10 years, and I constantly bring it up. Your blog is my new favorite.

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    • Amy Vansant

      Thanks! Yeah, mike is ANNOYINGLY neat. I mean, I prefer that to filthy, but just once I’D like to get to use the bathroom mirror.

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  12. Pish Posh

    I am so glad I found this tonight!

    Annnnnddd…. I gotta get me some aqua notes. I can’t wait to torture the bf. We’ve already been doing it, but aquanotes will give us that certain je ne sais quoi that writing on the steamed up mirror did not…

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    • Amy Vansant

      Worse part about the aqua notes is I already had that idea years ago, except it came out like this “they should make something you can write on in the shower like a wipeoff board, only waterproof” and then I went back to drinking. These people actually did it.

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  13. information about bad breath

    I do agree with all the ideas you have introduced to your post. They’re very convincing and will definitely work. Still, the posts are too quick for beginners. May just you please lengthen them a little from subsequent time? Thank you for the post.

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